draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

meatsimulator:

meatsimulator:

theres always like these boring or maybe even kinda nice clothes or accessories and the thing that makes them just really bad is some small text like “be trippin” or “turnt” or something and its like. embarrassing

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

nastyallogay:

panchito-pistoles:

when you have to pretend to be straight but then someone asks you what you think of girls

the only unifying post between mlm and wlw

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i dont know jack shit about cars or sports

some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda

me: waht fucking color is it

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

midtown120blues:

Hey sorry about mansplaining kill la kill last night. I’d really like to hang out with you again though, you remind me of my mother. Maybe I could help you with your depression

acidmerbaby:

Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows